II am IIoudas IIscarii

gold blood

Ψiioniic

helmsman

aliias don juan diiablo
destroyer of empiires
defiier of physiics
conner of condesces
pawner of orphaners
most powerful troll
iin paradox space

captaiin of a flyiing fortress
kiing of a celestiial kiingdom

II have slaughtered hundreds
and ruiined thousands

II brought down the battleshiip
wiith my power
whiile serviing AS iits power

II have been the bane of trolls of all colors hiigher than me
and the saviior of trolls
of all colors below me

II have rescued
demons from hell

and communed wiith
the horrorterrors
iin theiir own tongue

II have liiberated
gold bloods and sun bloods
from the chaiins of slavery

and put sea dwellers
iin theiir shackles


and most iimportantly

II am karkats moiiraiil

Ioudas Iscari


((This is a Homestuck AU roleplay blog for the Ψiioniic Helmsman. Open to all fandoms. Upon first meeting, please do not assume your character and Ioudas are in the same place unless you know for a fact you are, or your character isn't physically capable of getting online. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you're interested in RPing, but the typing quirk (or anything else about my formatting) annoys you, please let me know and I'll gladly drop the offending elements for you.))
 
13年06月03日 Mon 14:04:42.836

((yeah I’m gonna ollie outie again.))

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:50:41.826

k6rk9t:

ioudasiscari:

iim fuckiing seriious

ii saiid ii was goiing 2 learn how 2 cliimb a ladder upsiide down and you told me 2 have fun

and then KK saiid he was comiing over 2 your place and ii asked 2 come 2 because ii was worriied about hiim

that iis liiterally all weve saiid 2 each other

and iit was faiirly pleasant

liike ii get the whole “hiighbloods hate lowbloods for no good reason” thiing never stopped beiing a thiing but ii thought you were more chiill than that

Did you ever learn how to do that ladder thing?

no

ii got diistracted by you runniing off 2 take bad mediiciine

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:49:40.826

deathcarnival:

it’s almost like this motherfucker never read my reply.

what reply

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:45:00.822

iim fuckiing seriious

ii saiid ii was goiing 2 learn how 2 cliimb a ladder upsiide down and you told me 2 have fun

and then KK saiid he was comiing over 2 your place and ii asked 2 come 2 because ii was worriied about hiim

that iis liiterally all weve saiid 2 each other

and iit was faiirly pleasant

liike ii get the whole “hiighbloods hate lowbloods for no good reason” thiing never stopped beiing a thiing but ii thought you were more chiill than that

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:41:57.820

yo

ii looked back at my blog

we basiically have never spoken before

liike„ seriiously„ we have had almost no conversatiion

and liiterally none of iit iinvolved us iinsultiing each other

so why dont you liike me

ii honestly dont know

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:39:17.818

deathcarnival:

oh hey.

that motherfucker is online.

:o|

#quietly glares at ioudasiscari from across the intergrub

what the fuck diid ii do 2 you

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:19:30.805

k6rk9t:

ioudasiscari:

ok but do they really really act liike they hate each other or do they stiill sorta get along

because liike

iits hard 2 watch a moviie iif a couple of people are hatiing on each other 2 the siide

also iid feel liike the thiird wheel liike whoa

iid probably end up tryiing 2 make them shut up and get along just so ii could watch the moviie and then iit would turn iinto a creepy 2 hour ashen fliing and nobody wants that

I don’t know, Ioudas. I try to stay out of Eridan’s hate-life.

ii guess you dont attend theiir moviie niights then huh

bluh

yeah ok iill ask them

(Source: absylphe)

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:18:21.804
ahahahah cool

ahahahah cool

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:18:06.804

oneliifeatatiime started following you

who the fuck are you

also are we related

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13年06月03日 Mon 13:16:35.803

k6rk9t:

ioudasiscari:

k6rk9t:

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with you people.

ii dont even know what youre talkiing about but KK you have just descriibed my entiire experiience on tumblr siince wakiing back up

image

#wake up more then. #ioudasiscari

you say that liike you thiink ii MEANT 2 fall asleep for a couple periigees

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