gold blood
Ψiioniic
helmsman
aliias don juan diiablo
destroyer of empiires
defiier of physiics
conner of condesces
pawner of orphaners
most powerful troll
iin paradox space
captaiin of a flyiing fortress
kiing of a celestiial kiingdom
II have slaughtered hundreds
and ruiined thousands
II brought down the battleshiip
wiith my power
whiile serviing AS iits power
II have been the bane of trolls of all colors hiigher than me
and the saviior of trolls
of all colors below me
II have rescued
demons from hell
and communed wiith
the horrorterrors
iin theiir own tongue
II have liiberated
gold bloods and sun bloods
from the chaiins of slavery
and put sea dwellers
iin theiir shackles
and most iimportantly
II am karkats moiiraiil
((This is a Homestuck AU roleplay blog for the Ψiioniic Helmsman. Open to all fandoms. Upon first meeting, please do not assume your character and Ioudas are in the same place unless you know for a fact you are, or your character isn't physically capable of getting online. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you're interested in RPing, but the typing quirk (or anything else about my formatting) annoys you, please let me know and I'll gladly drop the offending elements for you.))
coolkidkarkat asked you: who are you
yeah you can totally move 2 another room
ii mean theres no reason for you 2 be liiviing iin a room fiilled wiith driied vomiit
thats a terriible thiing
i sort of got used to it
ive just been sitting in my block for a while by myself
well„ siit iin a cleaner block for a whiile by yourself
you saiid youre haviing trouble eatiing riight
maybe thats because theres puke everywhere
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coolkidkarkat asked you: who are you
um
2 a room that iisnt covered iin blood and puke??
well i really didnt know where i was or whose place this was so i didnt know that was an option
yeah you can totally move 2 another room
ii mean theres no reason for you 2 be liiviing iin a room fiilled wiith driied vomiit
thats a terriible thiing
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i hate day time blogging, where is everyone?!
at school probably
fuck school
could be at work and can’t blog at the same time.
fuck work
Ladies and gentlemen, tumblr user kerink just solved all our problems forever.
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I unfollowed a couple of trolls who I felt I wasn’t really getting on with.
If you feel like this was a mistake on my end, go ahead and tell me.
youre stiill followiing me riight
….
waiit why diid ii thiink ii needed 2 ask that
coolkidkarkat asked you: who are you
….
thiis iis what ii get for falliing asleep for 2 months
dude are you stiill liiviing iin there
yeah
i mean
where else would i go???
um
2 a room that iisnt covered iin blood and puke??
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coolkidkarkat asked you: who are you
ii fell asleep for liike two months
dont even ask how because ii have no fuckiing clue
ii have these weiird crazy mood swiings that make me do iinsane shiit and also iim liike basiically currently a mummy?? so ii liike just fell asleep and somehow diidnt starve 2 death??
anyway yeah iim back now
hii
and no iive got no iidea what happened 2 you„ you stiill had all your memoriies and shiit the last tiime ii saw you
well i know just about as much as you do about what happened to me
go check out my block dude its fucking covered in dried blood and vomit and i look like a fuckin skeleton so
yeah i basically have no idea whats going on
….
thiis iis what ii get for falliing asleep for 2 months
dude are you stiill liiviing iin there
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heres a thought
anyone wwho liked my hatred towward slinkies can go fuck themselvves cause im not dealin wwith their shit
what iif they liiked iit because they were standiing iin soliidariity wiith you agaiinst the sliinkiies
ii dont even know what sliinkiies are
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coolkidkarkat asked you: who are you
iim iioudas iiscarii
iive got liike a biilliion other tiitles„ check my blog yo
ii run the shiip that youre on
assumiing youre stiill on the shiip
KK iis he stiill on our shiip??anyway yeah iim kiind of a kiing and captaiin and all around badass no biig deal
you and me are liike bestiies or somethiing ii dunno
uhuh
okay so ‘bestie’
where have you been at and do you know whats going on with me
ii fell asleep for liike two months
dont even ask how because ii have no fuckiing clue
ii have these weiird crazy mood swiings that make me do iinsane shiit and also iim liike basiically currently a mummy?? so ii liike just fell asleep and somehow diidnt starve 2 death??
anyway yeah iim back now
hii
and no iive got no iidea what happened 2 you„ you stiill had all your memoriies and shiit the last tiime ii saw you
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coolkidkarkat asked you: who are you
iim iioudas iiscarii
iive got liike a biilliion other tiitles„ check my blog yo
ii run the shiip that youre on
assumiing youre stiill on the shiip
KK iis he stiill on our shiip??
anyway yeah iim kiind of a kiing and captaiin and all around badass no biig deal
you and me are liike bestiies or somethiing ii dunno
