gold blood
Ψiioniic
helmsman
aliias don juan diiablo
destroyer of empiires
defiier of physiics
conner of condesces
pawner of orphaners
most powerful troll
iin paradox space
captaiin of a flyiing fortress
kiing of a celestiial kiingdom
II have slaughtered hundreds
and ruiined thousands
II brought down the battleshiip
wiith my power
whiile serviing AS iits power
II have been the bane of trolls of all colors hiigher than me
and the saviior of trolls
of all colors below me
II have rescued
demons from hell
and communed wiith
the horrorterrors
iin theiir own tongue
II have liiberated
gold bloods and sun bloods
from the chaiins of slavery
and put sea dwellers
iin theiir shackles
and most iimportantly
II am karkats moiiraiil
((This is a Homestuck AU roleplay blog for the Ψiioniic Helmsman. Open to all fandoms. Upon first meeting, please do not assume your character and Ioudas are in the same place unless you know for a fact you are, or your character isn't physically capable of getting online. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you're interested in RPing, but the typing quirk (or anything else about my formatting) annoys you, please let me know and I'll gladly drop the offending elements for you.))
Posts tagged asktricksterhelmsman
asktricksterhelmsman asked you: 2weetiie, where are you~??
huh
well fuck her riight??
oh shiit iis hiis matespriit dead now or diid they get riid of the eggs iin tiime
yup~!
nope, he’2 fiine~ he laiid two egg2 and they hatched not that long ago~
what are theiir blood colors??
also„ siince they belong 2 your kiismesiis„ would iit be appropriiate 2 kiidnap them and raiise them 2 hate hiim
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you’re the prettiest anime schoolgirl maddy it’s you
I want to be an anime girl too.
ahahahah wow thiis iis dumb
(Source: sassydaddysollux)
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happy human valentiine’2 day~!! heeheehee~
ii cant beliieve ii MIISSED thiis
II MIISSED HEART DAY
iim sorry honey 0n0
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yeah ba2iically ii don’t want two do anythiing other than draw wiith viirtual crayon2 for the re2t of my liife~ heeheeheehee~!!
holy shiit thiis iis adorable 2
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: 2weetiie, where are you~??
heeheeheehee~!! well, ii’m glad you’re awake~ karkat and ii were worriied about you~
hmm~ not much~ ii’m doiing pretty well~ 2up wiith you, 2exy~??
nothiing much 2
iim hungry
whiich iis bad because ii dont thiink ii can eat????
yeah ii uh
need KK 2 fiix that
how are you„ whys the condesce botheriing you agaiin
oh jeez~ yup that’2 an iimportant thiing two fiix~
iidk~ heeheehee! ii thiink 2he wa2 bored~ ii try not two pay attentiion two what 2he doe2 unle22 iit’2 makiing fun of her for beiing dumb~
embrii2’2 mate2priit come2 from a tiimeliine where they lay egg2 2o he’2 got grub2 now~ whiich ii2 kiind of cool ii gue22~ heehee!
huh
well fuck her riight??
oh shiit iis hiis matespriit dead now or diid they get riid of the eggs iin tiime
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: 2weetiie, where are you~??
holy shiit you are not goiing 2 beliieve thiis ii liiterally fell asleep for 2 periigees
liike how the fuck does that even happen riight
but iit diid
iit totally fuckiing diid
ii thiink iit was some kiind of weiird as hell blue epiisode ii dont know
anyway iim not asleep anymore so
hey
sup sexy
heeheeheehee~!! well, ii’m glad you’re awake~ karkat and ii were worriied about you~
hmm~ not much~ ii’m doiing pretty well~ 2up wiith you, 2exy~??
nothiing much 2
iim hungry
whiich iis bad because ii dont thiink ii can eat????
yeah ii uh
need KK 2 fiix that
how are you„ whys the condesce botheriing you agaiin
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asktricksterhelmsman asked you: 2weetiie, where are you~??
holy shiit you are not goiing 2 beliieve thiis ii liiterally fell asleep for 2 periigees
liike how the fuck does that even happen riight
but iit diid
iit totally fuckiing diid
ii thiink iit was some kiind of weiird as hell blue epiisode ii dont know
anyway iim not asleep anymore so
hey
sup sexy
all riight losers tiime for a status report
who the fuck iis stiill around and what the fuck iis everyones condiitiion
ii’m here, 2weetiie~ and ii’m doiing ju2t fiine~
how are you feeliing~??
thats good
youre only the 2nd person 2 reply
where the fuck iis the rest of the shiip
ii don’t know~ bu2y~? ii can check the camera2 iif you want~
ok
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all riight losers tiime for a status report
who the fuck iis stiill around and what the fuck iis everyones condiitiion
ii’m here, 2weetiie~ and ii’m doiing ju2t fiine~
how are you feeliing~??
thats good
youre only the 2nd person 2 reply
where the fuck iis the rest of the shiip
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In case anyone who follows me is still on the fence about the Arkh Project, here’s the person behind it all.
“Arkh is a grassroots project created not by a major company, or even an indie company, but by individual people who would like to see more representation for the underrepresented.” - the Arkh Project Tumblr
“At least I’m not fat.” - Individual Person Who Would Like To See More Representation for the Underrepresented
“fucking retarded” - Individual Person Who Would Like To See More Representation for the Underrepresented
Okay say what? Like I’m past the point of being surprised that people do things like champion one cause and then turn around and shit on another cause.
But are we seriously sure that this is the same person? Given that this isn’t even a case of “person supports Cause A but shits on Cause B,” some of this is in direct contradiction of the stuff that’s said on the Arkh page. This is “person supports Cause A and then shits on Cause A.”
All questions of faith in humanity aside––we’re going to pretend that that doesn’t exist right now––this shit don’t even make logical sense.
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