II am IIoudas IIscarii

gold blood

Ψiioniic

helmsman

aliias don juan diiablo
destroyer of empiires
defiier of physiics
conner of condesces
pawner of orphaners
most powerful troll
iin paradox space

captaiin of a flyiing fortress
kiing of a celestiial kiingdom

II have slaughtered hundreds
and ruiined thousands

II brought down the battleshiip
wiith my power
whiile serviing AS iits power

II have been the bane of trolls of all colors hiigher than me
and the saviior of trolls
of all colors below me

II have rescued
demons from hell

and communed wiith
the horrorterrors
iin theiir own tongue

II have liiberated
gold bloods and sun bloods
from the chaiins of slavery

and put sea dwellers
iin theiir shackles


and most iimportantly

II am karkats moiiraiil

Ioudas Iscari


((This is a Homestuck AU roleplay blog for the Ψiioniic Helmsman. Open to all fandoms. Upon first meeting, please do not assume your character and Ioudas are in the same place unless you know for a fact you are, or your character isn't physically capable of getting online. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you're interested in RPing, but the typing quirk (or anything else about my formatting) annoys you, please let me know and I'll gladly drop the offending elements for you.))
 

Posts tagged pseudopsionic

12年06月23日 Sat 05:39:42.485

pseudopsionic asked carcinograce: new plans how soon can i come oVVer

carcinograce:

pseudopsionic:

carcinograce:

pseudopsionic:

yeah see you soon

> GOT TO GET THERE ASAP AAAAAH

> You take enough time to find somewhere discrete to change into your normal clothes and then bother the other Karkat again.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


JUST YELL OUT WHEN YOU ARRIVE, OKAY? I’M IN MY WORKROOM WITH HEADPHONES IN AND IF YOU STARTLE ME I CAN’T PROMISE I WON’T STAD YOU IN THE EYE WITH A SEWING NEEDLE BY MISTAKE.

ok great ill do that

YEAH. ACTUALLY, SCRATCH THAT, I’LL START WORKING ON THE FORT SO IT’S READY WHEN YOU ARRIVE.

> You’re going to build the best blanket fort EVER AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO PILE HIM IN IT

(And suddenly I know what it’s like to be on the receiving end of Psii’s pale come ons.)

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12年06月21日 Thu 23:46:47.240

citrineacademic asked a question: thup

pseudopsionic:

citrineacademic:

ioudasiscari:

citrineacademic:

ioudasiscari:

well now iits at 2 hundred niineteen HOLY SHIIT IIM ONLY THREE FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 222

oh thatth cool

glad i could help you get clother to that then

wwhatth tho wweird about me bein a yellowwblood anywway

a lot of trollth theem to think itth wweird

youre supposed 2 be a sea dweller

wwhat

wwell im not

that wwould be kind of cool though

glubbin all the time and wwhatevver

wwoww seriously

you dont appreciate howw good youVVe got it do you

you knoww wwhat just fuckin fuck you

wwere not talkin anymore

our interactions are ovver

iis iit just me or do eriidans travel iin packs

seriiously
theyre always cliingiing 2 each other
even the 2 weiirdo yellow ones somehow manage 2 latch on 2 each other

what the fuck

iits liike weve got untamed stampedes of wiild eriidan herds miigratiing across the vast tumblr plaiins

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12年06月19日 Tue 17:31:08.979

trollhefner:

vulpvibe:

i actually thought out the eridan highschool au earlier

eriell and zu’s eridan would both be the teachers that probably get a little too fresh with the students

rue’s eridan might be that teachers’ pet guy who answers all the fucking questions and is like the goddamn hall monitor and he’s just that douchebag that only the teachers love smh

feraldan is the dirty child who does not wear clothes to school yet somehow mr goddamn hall monitor has taken him under his wing and they strike fear into the other students’ hearts because that’s just the way things are

erikeet is probably that kid who is like a freshman but he hangs around all the older people and everyone thinks he is a fun guy to be around until they actually meet him and everyone who gets to know him throws rocks at him because he’s a dick

demi’s eridan is caught make out with zu’s eridan in the cafeteria after school hours are over

daddy d is the principal

(sounds about right)

can it be like a private school

and pseudo is this loser recent transfer who says he’s there on a scholarship

except he’s secretly as rich as all the other students

and he gets best up between classes because after school instead of going to the parties and get togethers of other students he walks to the ghetto public school down the street and hangs out with his friends there

one of his friends at that ghetto school is BtSDLb Eri who’s all jealous because he wants to go to the private school but can’t afford it

ok I’ll stop now

(Source: bitnap)

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12年06月19日 Tue 04:17:44.428

pseudopsionic:

(…)

(yes thank you tumblr)

(as it happens I am quite aware of that blog)

(Now I need tumblr to suggest that Viva follow Pseudo.)

(Or, better yet, for Tumblr to suggest that Viva follow Pauper, and THEN to suggest that Pauper follow Pseudo.

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12年06月17日 Sun 05:06:28.462

pseudopsionic:

(…)

(yes thank you tumblr)

(as it happens I am quite aware of that blog)

/casually waiting for tumblr to recommend I follow pseudopsionic over here so i can complete the circle

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12年06月17日 Sun 02:44:32.364

(In one browser: psychotic lowblood and murderous highblood arguing about how to rape.)

(In the other browser: sad kid who wants to be a pilot crying because his flushcrush has a matesprit.)

(I get to give myself a moodswing every time I switch windows)

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12年06月10日 Sun 19:12:03.050

Anonymous asked you: yellow-blood Eridan, Dictioneri, and coupon

who the fuck

what

kiill yellow eriidan because who cares about hiim
never even met hiim
whatever

and II dont really want 2 fuck DC or CP
but II made a vow that IId never use DC liike that because thats what II rescued hiim from so II guess marry DC

but IId waiit for CP 2 grow up before fuckiing her and you anons would just have 2 DEAL WIITH IIT

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12年06月09日 Sat 18:20:00.013

Anonymous asked you: Pseudo *heart* alternate!you

huh

whos pseudo

(( vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell ))

(( Pseudo fanboying over a Ψiioniic aaaaah ))

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12年06月09日 Sat 18:02:10.001

Anonymous asked you: that yellow blooded eridan *diamond* a karkat?

fuck no

sym69l trolls and sIIgn trolls are meant 2 be

forever

periiod

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

(( vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell ))

(( want my baby to be happy ))

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12年06月07日 Thu 17:22:46.974

trollhefner:

babybeeth:

trollhefner:

babybeeth:

non puwple!!

//nod nod nNOD//

Nay.

nay two yew

aye puwple

==> Fuck!

==> Sighs

Bee, you’re yelloww.

(Pseudo. Beeth. Bodyswap.)

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