II am IIoudas IIscarii

gold blood

Ψiioniic

helmsman

aliias don juan diiablo
destroyer of empiires
defiier of physiics
conner of condesces
pawner of orphaners
most powerful troll
iin paradox space

captaiin of a flyiing fortress
kiing of a celestiial kiingdom

II have slaughtered hundreds
and ruiined thousands

II brought down the battleshiip
wiith my power
whiile serviing AS iits power

II have been the bane of trolls of all colors hiigher than me
and the saviior of trolls
of all colors below me

II have rescued
demons from hell

and communed wiith
the horrorterrors
iin theiir own tongue

II have liiberated
gold bloods and sun bloods
from the chaiins of slavery

and put sea dwellers
iin theiir shackles


and most iimportantly

II am karkats moiiraiil

Ioudas Iscari


((This is a Homestuck AU roleplay blog for the Ψiioniic Helmsman. Open to all fandoms. Upon first meeting, please do not assume your character and Ioudas are in the same place unless you know for a fact you are, or your character isn't physically capable of getting online. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you're interested in RPing, but the typing quirk (or anything else about my formatting) annoys you, please let me know and I'll gladly drop the offending elements for you.))
 

Posts tagged psii plays coc

12年08月01日 Wed 23:01:02.209

==> THIS IS BRILLIANT.

==> THIS IS PERFECT.

==> THIS IS WHAT YOU MUST SAY TO MADHUR.

==> A porn game has just taught you how to talk to your matesprit.

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12年08月01日 Wed 22:58:26.207

==> Oh no you’re overwhelmed with Madhur feels.

==> And this while playing with a fictional character that you’ve been imaginarily banging because you can’t have a curvy matesprit.

==> Sob with shame.

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12年08月01日 Wed 19:56:31.080

oh my god why doesnt thiis game have more hug optiions

iits liike thiis character was MADE for me 2 love

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12年08月01日 Wed 19:46:41.074

==> Why did you only find the super perfect scene in the game AFTER you told yourself you can’t enjoy shit like that anymore for your matesprit’s well-being?!

==> You could cry.

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12年07月17日 Tue 21:58:22.165

nope II dont feel bad at all

ehehehehahahahah

==> Lies.
==> Now you’re thinking about Requin stranded alone in his hive looking broken and forelorn and you feel TERRIBLE. 

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12年07月17日 Tue 21:56:09.163

wheres the “offer safety then betray hiim” optiion??

also::

HAAAAH

FUCK YOU

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12年07月17日 Tue 21:53:53.162

kiill hiim kiill hiim kiill hiim kiill hiim kiill hiim kiill hiim kiill hiim kiill hiim

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12年07月17日 Tue 21:52:10.161

man seriiously

iits just liike fiightiing iin JJs merry band of revolutiionary friiendsoldiiers agaiin

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12年07月17日 Tue 21:50:51.160

THAT KNOWLEDGE IIS WHAT MAKES MY LIIFE WORTH LIIVIING

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12年07月17日 Tue 21:49:44.159

IIm gonna have soooo much fun murderiing hiim

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